Jennifer Lopez gets the BOOT from Epic Records
According to sources Jenny from the Block aka J.Lo aka Jennifer Lopez was released or given the boot from her label Epic Records. While the reasons for this sudden change in her signage status are still unclear, one things for sure… her latest two singles completely BOMBED!! If you’re scratching your head and asking yourself what two songs… my response to you is EXACTLY!!
Jennifer debuted “Louboutins” at the American Music Awards back in 2009. While I don’t really remember the song, I do remember her performance. Partially because she was using a boxing-theme, but more so because she also busted her ass during one of the dance routines. Those of us on the East Coast actually watched it live but by the time it made it to the West Coast the network had already cut it out.
PRESS PLAY TO WATCH VIDEO: “Fresh Out the Oven”
Now I told you people months ago that this song “Fresh Out of the Oven” was WACK and I was right. This was a major mistake for J.Lo and it’s to late now to say I told you so… BUT… I told you so. Not even Pitbull could have changed the fatal outcome of this dumb ass song. What the hell is “Fresh Out the Oven”? Can somebody please tell me? Sometimes people get lucky with songs that are straight bullshit like the GS Boyz with “Stanky Leg” or D4L with “Laffy Taffy”, but J.Lo is considered to be a “seasoned veteran”. Didn’t Puffy teach her anything? Come on son… did she really think this “Fresh Out the Oven” shit was going to fly? YES Men will set you up to fail each and every time!
Man it must suck when you’re considered to be a major recording artist and you still get the boot from your label. This just goes to prove that no matter how big you may think you are… things never stay the same. One minute your hot and the next minute some young thing comes along and steals your shine.
Well the good news is that she’s filthy rich from all her other business endeavors such as her clothing and accessories line, multiple fragrances, and most importantly royalties. She’s not washed up yet. Jennifer’s still got her acting career to fall back on and to be honest that’s were most of her notoriety is coming from these days anyway. Her new film “The Back-Up Plan” hits theaters this Spring, and I’m sure it will be just like every other cheesy romantic comedy that she’s ever done. Jennifer is a so-so actress and a so-so singer. She better hope to God or whoever it is that she believes in that her looks never fade!
In the meantime you can forget about ever hearing anything else off her upcoming “Love” album because that projects been dropped like a diseased hot potato.
~Dana Da Designated Hata®
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