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One day, while talking to ol’ “Clove Foot” (don’t judge, I talk to Jesus too but sometimes he can be a downer what with work; and he’s still mad about that cross thing) we got on the subject of things we thought a bit funny. Just a bit but I’ll share anyway.
Don’t you think it’s [...]
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Photo Credit: OLIVIER MORIN
Just when I thought that you Human Beings couldn’t get any more obtuse than you are now, the IAAF stands up with Obama-esque pride and says, “Yes we can!”
It’s all over the internet. A young South African Track and Field phenom, Castor Semenya, is being tested for, get this, “gender verification”. Her [...]
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#5) Dropped Calls. So let me get this straight. We just got through celebrating the 40th anniversary of men walking on the moon – that’s outside of our OWN PLANET, and my phone, when I need it the most, can’t keep a signal while driving through Lynch-A-Nigger, Alabama?
#4) Bitch-Ass Warranty. There’s a little Thing-A-Doodle that’s [...]
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And now it’s time for some question marks in my brain that I must get out. Shall we?
Let me start with the eye-sores in the group. When did these mugly bastards get the Extra Strength Brass Balls Transplant? Smile all you want, memorize ALL the good lines of a Hallmark card, take a muthafutha to [...]
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You see em all the time: FABBs. It’s like one pops up every five minutes and under your breath you say it: “Fucking Angry Black Bitch.” But you never bother to look at the other side of the coin. It’s you! You are the reason a Sista has to get so mad it turns to [...]
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You’ve heard about what happened to Henry Louis Gates Jr. aka “Skip” Gates? The distinguished Harvard professor came home from an overseas trip, tried to open his door to get in his house and the molding was warped – stuck door! So, he and his buddy go to the back to see if they can [...]
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A good friend of mine sent me this….
A Soldier’s View of Michael Jackson’s Death SO TRUE BOTH FOR CANADA AND THE U.S. This is written by a young man serving his third tour of duty in Iraq: Okay, I need to rant. I was just watching the news, and I caught part of a report [...]
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“Diss me and you’ll never hear a reply for it” -Drake
OK, I didn’t say I hated Drake. He doesn’t make me vomit or anything; the quote was appropriate for the moment.
What does, however, give me an occasional dry heave are these silly rappers trying to extend their 15 minutes with the “50 Cent Beef Formula”. [...]
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Hoop T. luh da kids! OK, that’s a lie, at best I have a light infatuation for them.
I do, however, try to communicate with you walking sack of hormones ticking away like nuclear bombs; see where your interests lie and advise you where you need it most. As an “adult”, I’m obliged to do so, [...]
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An Open Letter To Steven Spielberg.
Dear Mr. Spielberg,
I was leaving the movie theater with a friend when I said, of the first “Transformers” movie, “The only Black character in the movie and he gets killed.” And it didn’t escape our attention that the exo-skeleton of “Jazz” crashed into a Cadillac dealership. Needless to say, I, [...]