Da Hata Report

To satisfy the taste buds of all my fellow Hata’s

Throw Up on a Roller Coaster & Make a Music Video

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Universal Studios Florida will unleash its newest roller coaster later on this year. For all you adrenaline junkies constantly seeking a new thrill and death defeating act…be on the look out for the Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit. Universal claims that this ride happens to be the most technologically advanced roller coaster in the world.
Scheduled [...]

Horses, Yaks, and Eyes! Oh My!!!

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As the summer progresses, I can’t help but notice the things women do to make themselves “look good”. Now believe me, I am not one to knock another woman’s “look good” hustle but I think that some of us have gone too far.

Let me start with the RuPaul blonde wigs and weaves. [...]

Fucking Angry Black Bitch

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You see em all the time: FABBs. It’s like one pops up every five minutes and under your breath you say it: “Fucking Angry Black Bitch.” But you never bother to look at the other side of the coin. It’s you! You are the reason a Sista has to get so mad it turns to [...]

The-Dream is About to Wife Down Christina Milian

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Christina Milian and The-Dream have decided to make it official and they’ll be tying the knot some time in the very near future.

I know, I know…many of you are wondering how could this be? How the hell could The-Dream land someone like Christina Milian? Personally, I think it’s the space boots but Christina has been [...]

NAS to pay Kelis $55,000 Smacker Roos in Monthly Support

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So many disgruntle parents out there when it comes to the issue of child support. I guess the time old question is who gets what and why?

In this case the courts have ordered Nasir Jones aka Nas to pay Kelis Rogers (former wife) $55,000 a month for child and spousal support. In addition to living [...]

Presumed Outrage: A Take On The Skip Gates Incident

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You’ve heard about what happened to Henry Louis Gates Jr. aka “Skip” Gates? The distinguished Harvard professor came home from an overseas trip, tried to open his door to get in his house and the molding was warped – stuck door! So, he and his buddy go to the back to see if they can [...]

Tim Burton breathes new life into Alice In Wonderland (Trailer Sneak Peak)

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Some people will tell you that Producer, Tim Burton is a little weird, crazy, spooky or just mentally residing in his own special psychedelic world. Others will tell you that he’s a visual genius and is able to create something fresh and new every time he goes to work on a project.
Tim Burton’s style is [...]

Is This Really A “Soldier’s” Story

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A good friend of mine sent me this….
A Soldier’s View of Michael Jackson’s Death SO TRUE BOTH FOR CANADA AND THE U.S. This is written by a young man serving his third tour of duty in Iraq: Okay, I need to rant. I was just watching the news, and I caught part of a report [...]

Joe Budden & Method Man got BEEF: The Miseducation of David and Goliath

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“Diss me and you’ll never hear a reply for it” -Drake
OK, I didn’t say I hated Drake. He doesn’t make me vomit or anything; the quote was appropriate for the moment.
What does, however, give me an occasional dry heave are these silly rappers trying to extend their 15 minutes with the “50 Cent Beef Formula”. [...]

Hot Mess Alert: Lady GaGa Kills Kermit The Frog

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See…Lady GaGa proves that celebrities are also victims of fashion. Well in this case the only victim was Kermit The Frog as she blinded viewers on German television with this lily pad loving monstrosity.

While, many of you would like to believe that GaGa lost her GooGoo’s and created this Muppet mystery all on her [...]