Da Hata Report

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Walt Disney aquires Marvel Comics for $4 Billion Smacker Roos

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The Walt Disney Company has acquired Marvel Entertainment, Inc., to the sum of $4 billion in cash and stocks in an attempt to broaden its box-office appeal beyond young families!!!
Holy Crap that’s expensive!!!

Disney will now be the proud new owners of more than 5,000 characters from Marvel based in New York, including popular [...]

Dear Adam…

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An Open Letter to Adam…
Are you kidding me? How could they find you, Adam Goldstein a.k.a. DJ AM, dead in your NYC apartment on Friday afternoon. I am still shocked.

Photo Credit: Donna Alberico
I remember meeting you for the first time in Long Island a few years ago at one of your many [...]

Sandman Ain’t Got Nothing On This Chick

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While most of us may have traveled home from the beach with a ton of sand in our bathing suits, Kseniya Simonova decided to hoard her little precious’ and not flush them down the drain like everyone else. Instead she found a new way to put her left overs to good use by learning how [...]

Video Throw Back Thursday’s

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What Up Internet Peoples!!!!
Thought I’d entertain you with a video throw back, so sit back and enjoy!

DON’T FRONT….YOU USED TO LOVE THIS SHIT…LOL!!!!
It may have been simple, but back then this was the jam….I probably had you dancing in your chair for a quick minute…LMAO.
~Dana Da Designated Hata®
aka Nobody’s Fan™
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Who’s Running The IAAF?

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Photo Credit: OLIVIER MORIN
Just when I thought that you Human Beings couldn’t get any more obtuse than you are now, the IAAF stands up with Obama-esque pride and says, “Yes we can!”
It’s all over the internet. A young South African Track and Field phenom, Castor Semenya, is being tested for, get this, “gender verification”. Her [...]

Are You A Digital Girl?

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Because I know that you folks just can’t get enough of Jamie Foxx these days…check out his new video Digital Girl (Remix)

Jamie Foxx ft. Drake, Kanye West & The Dream – Digital Girl
Jamie allowed Drake to redeem some of his video swagg and regain a little more visual creditability after Kanye basically tried to [...]

Say My Name Bitches: Amber “Fucking” Rose

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For some strange reason….ya’ll can’t seem to get enough of Amber Rose. It’s like every fucking time I turn around…their she goes again. Half naked and on the prowl. You so called video vixens ain’t got shit on her. I swear, you would think she’s like the Drake of modeling with all the hype she’s [...]

Top 5 Things I Hate About Cell Phones/Carriers

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#5) Dropped Calls. So let me get this straight. We just got through celebrating the 40th anniversary of men walking on the moon – that’s outside of our OWN PLANET, and my phone, when I need it the most, can’t keep a signal while driving through Lynch-A-Nigger, Alabama?
#4) Bitch-Ass Warranty. There’s a little Thing-A-Doodle that’s [...]

Heath Ledger’s Final Film – Trailer

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Heath Ledger’s final film “The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus” is about to hit theaters in the United Kingdom this October and just in time for Christmas over here in the United States. He Co-Stars with Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell on this amazing visual journey of the imagination. Unfortunately they had to finish [...]

Who The Hell is Nodeci? and Where The Hell is Jodeci?

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First off…let me tell you that I have no idea who this “so called” group “Nodeci” is comprised of. There have been several conflicting reports out there and no real way to validate the truth. However, speculation does exist and many feel that Nodeci is nothing more than a farce. Someone probably had nothing [...]