Da Hata Report

To satisfy the taste buds of all my fellow Hata’s

Tiger Woods Having Women Problems

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You know… I catch a lot of heat for being so anti-side bitch. And I probably wouldn’t be if it wasn’t so one-sided. People think I exaggerate when I talk about their existence and how it ruins a relationship. I don’t care who or what your function is in life, if you’re married, that [...]

The Eagle has crashed…

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The White House is under the tightest of virgin tight security on a regular basis. But I guess there was a shortage of Feds Tuesday night because Michaele and Tareq Salahi managed to crash the State dinner at the White House. No offense but if they were in the airport, their names alone [...]

On to the nEXt one…

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I am convinced. People should not start relationships until they are completely over their ex. You should not move on to the next one until you are completely over the “ex” one.
There is nothing more difficult and annoying than being in a relationship with someone and they still have feelings for their ex. [...]

So It’s Thanks Giving…

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So it’s Thanks Giving….time to pull out the fat pants and eat until you catch the eye-tis.
I figured that I would just send a mass message to the world, and get all those well wishes out the way in one shot. So have a Happy Turkey Day in whatever way you choose to celebrate [...]

Oprah to Say GoodBye to TV Show & Hello to Own Cable Network

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Yes ladies and gentlemen…the moment that you feared may one day happen has come to fruition. Oprah Winfrey has announced that “The Oprah Winfrey Show” will wrap in May of 2011 after its 25 year run on television. While we’re only in year 23 now, we’ve got about another year and a half to come [...]

Eminem Pushes Back “Relapse 2″ & Gives You “Relapse Refill” Instead

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Eminem has decided to push back the release of “Relapse 2″ until sometime in 2010 to get the album just right. In the meantime he has decided to satisfy the crave of his die hard fans by re-releasing Relapse on December 21, 2009 and calling it “Relapse: Refill”.

All is not lost Shady fans. The [...]

Beyonce Shakes Her Ass Again but this time with Lady GaGa: Video Phone

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OK, I never thought that I would say this but I think that I’ve officially reached my boiling point with seeing Beyonce aka Sasha Fierce shake her eva loving ass all over the place. I GET IT ALREADY…Beyonce is a sex symbol but WHAT THE HELL!!! It’s time to put some fucking clothes on. Is [...]

Does Omarion Really Get It In?

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Omarion is back with his latest release “I Get It In” featuring Gucci Mane, and the hottest thing about this single is the beat. It’s certainly a lot harder than what he’s used to doing but I guess he’s trying to cash in on that down south flava. Take a look/listen for yourself…

There’s an awful [...]

Public Enemy Takes Hand Outs!!

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Public Enemy has taken to the streets and they’re asking fans for a hand out. Times are hard and record companies aren’t handing out money the way they used to. It ain’t easy trying to get your project the green light… even if you’ve been in the game for decades. Although Public Enemy is an [...]

Katt Williams Arrested

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Funny Man Katt Williams has been arrested in Georgia on charges of burglary and criminal trespassing. WOW!!! It never seems to amaze me how this guy continues to get caught up in some mess. Katt (gov. Micah Williams) is scheduled to go before a judge for arraignment later on this afternoon.
~Dana Da Designated Hata®
aka Nobody’s [...]