What’s with Lady GaGa Rocking a STRAP-ON?
As if the media hasn’t been sucked into the madness that is known as Lady GaGa… today she has managed to push the envelope once again. Although her music may be entertaining, I think that her weird sense of fashion sort of trumps her musical skill sets (which she actually has). People are more concerned about what she will be wearing as opposed to what her next single will be.
We’ve seen Lady GaGa kill Kermit The Frog, watched her massacre the Phantom of the Opera, and now she’s taken that Madonna role model shit to a whole new level. To think that conservative prudes everywhere were pissing mad when they had to deal with the Vogue lingerie movement of pine cone tah-tah’s. If they thought that was insulting… what in the world are they going to do now that Lady GaGa’s damn near topless and rocking a strap-on penis just for kicks?
CHECK OUT WHAT SHE’S PACKING
Although she continues to mystify me with her weirdness… people are still consumed with her fashion pranks to gain their attention. Listen up folks, she’s not breaking any new ground with her music! She’s simply making you stop and take notice be it good or bad. It’s no wonder that her album is called “Fame Monster”. She’s so hungry for everyone’s attention that she will do just about anything to get it.
In this case she’s decided to go topless and strap on a penis as a funny way at getting back at those who continue to insist that she is a man or a hermaphrodite. Yes celebrities are people too and this was her way at fighting back. We obviously know she’s not a man thanks to all the childhood videos surfing the net and her over abundant wardrobe consisting or mostly leotards…LOL. Don’t front. You know she likes prancing around in them on and off stage. Sure she could be tucking… but she’s a girl damn-it! People are gonna talk no matter what, and “Q” magazine decided to advantage of the factor for their February 2010 issue.
Unlike an uptight America, the British are not afraid to embrace the human body in all its forms. Kudos to Q for one up’ing American media. I’m sure they’re somewhere going DAMN why didn’t we think of that…SMH. Lady GaGa told the magazine, “We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a dick, so why not give them what they want? I want to wear a dick strapped to my vagina.” Yeah, I know… not exactly what you were expecting to hear but that’s your GaGa.
This was a very BOLD move for a straight woman but she’s certainly packing…LOL. I’m sure the gay community must be singing her praises right about now. Especially since Lady GaGa is the next best thing to run up into the world of costume since Cher. She’s a Drag Queen’s dream and a designers new BFF. While the rumors about Lady GaGa’s genitalia may never actually dissipate, one things for sure, GaGa ain’t going nowhere and you can best believe that the controversy will continue to follow. In the meantime sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
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Dana you have finally brought me out of the back of the house to comment on this fame whore.
While she is just someone that must at all cost flaunt her lack of taste, decorum and overall disgust for all that is right with the world, we as an audience still shower her with all the attention that she can handle. That is until we happen to blink and drift to another fame whore (her boy toy in fame glory Kanye comes to mind), she will continue to show our youth that outlandish behavior is and can be the norm.
What will happen if we, for just a moment…, ignored her? Treated her like that special kid with the paste fetish in the corner and just forgot she existed? What would stop her from lets see… a mock death? Or maybe a real one, because that what happens to people that have a un-natural craving for fame, its never enough attention!
Food for Thought:
Are record sales that damn bad that she feels the need for a fake phallus and speculation on what a hobbit lovemaking tool would look like?
If so, please support your local fame whore… and buy their 18 track, 1 good song digital download from your neighborhood bootlegger… and save a young mind.
Tomorrow, what will be her next stunt…?
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (even her name screams “Pay attention to me and the fact my parents couldn’t decide what to call me ass”), I say go back to the paste eating… at least that is something that we can relate to on a deeper meaning…
Come on admit it, we all wondered what it tasted like… didn’t we?
Soundtrack for this: Kardinal Offishall… Hotness!!!!
Da Inner
WOW… let me find out that this story on Lady GaGa brought out Da Hata in you….LMAO! What up Inner Child?
So what you’re saying is that Lady GaGa will go insane in the membrane if she doesn’t receive her daily dose of attention? She claims to be quite the opposite of the persona that she portrays to boost her popularity. Stating that she’s actually quite the Lady. Maybe she is or was but the truth is that nobody gave a damn when she was just plain old Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta trying to make it in the music industry. Bold made her noticeable, and weird makes her mentionable.
Nonetheless… do you suggest that she slit her wrists and hang upside down or that she just get down and dirty with a bottle of Elmer’s Glue, Hobbit lovemaking tool optional?…LOL.
GaGa will continue to pull stunts because that’s what’s really got people paying attention to her. The audience wants to be entertained and she’s just the monkey to make them “just dance”…pun intended.
Lady Gaga is magnificent and does not deserve any of the abuse she gets. There will often be pretenders but Lady Gaga is going to be around for a long time