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Let me find out that Nick Cannon tapped that ass to the point of knocking up his wife, Mariah Carey!! That’s right MiMi is pregnant, and her divalicious mood swings are going to be off the hook.

While her reps have not confirmed this inquiry, they haven’t exactly denied it either. Sometimes no answer is an answer, and I’m thinking that this one is pretty damn true. For example… you know somethings up when the fallen “Glitter” starlet who struggled to regain our respect and did in “Precious” suddenly drops out of her latest film project with Tyler Perry called “For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf”.

Um… what’s up with that? Dropping out of a Tyler Perry movie that co-stars Whoopi Goldberg, Janet Jackson, Phylicia Rashad and Loretta Devine is just stupid stupid stupid. Well that is unless you have a really good reason – like pregnancy. Working with Tyler is like industry gold. No one turns down Tyler…LOL. That’s like saying no thank you to Oprah.

If Mariah’s really “pregnant” then she finally has an excuse to let herself go and eat whatever the hell she wants without all the extra criticism. BUT just be warned that dear old MiMi has the ability to become a fat girl in a New York minute. Mariah aka Mary Poppins or Mary P better enjoy her snacking freedoms while she can because as soon as she gives birth the jig is up and back to the gym she’ll go.

The pair can try to hide from the media but they’ll never be able to pull a Jennifer Hudson. People are watching and waiting for Cannon and Carey to reproduce. Why? That’s like asking how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, and we still don’t know the answer to that one. But believe it or not I’m actually happy for Mariah… it’s no secret that her 41-year-old maternal clocks been ticking for quite some time now. The question about her taking fertility drugs has crossed my mind though. I mean she is kind of on the old side when it comes to being with child, but here’s when being a Cougar has its benefits ladies. Cannon’s swimmers are still in good shape and apparently able to solidify the bond between husband and wife. I wonder if they’ll have twins…hmm.

Anywayz…Congrats to the happy couple, “unofficially”.

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