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Rick Ross aka Teflon Don has decided to join the ranks of the plastic click by forever immortalizing himself as bald bearded plastic paper weight. I can’t really call him an “action figure” if he’s only visible from the waste up. But it’s clearly obvious that dude does enjoy being able to play with himself.

I’m just glad that his fat ass has on a shirt and that his figurine isn’t life size. I couldn’t image how big that shit would be considering the fact that the real Rick Ross is six-foot-two and weighs a whopping 300 pounds.

Details are still not clear if the Don is in mass production or just sitting pretty within his personal figurine collection, but maybe he’ll grow a pair… of legs that is…LMAO

If you want more from Rick Ross go pick up his latest album “Teflon Don” which hit stores everywhere on July 20, 2010.

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